tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27126658816948640132024-02-08T07:19:29.430-08:00Listen to what I am thinkingCathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712665881694864013.post-73277795314920521852011-08-28T07:36:00.001-07:002011-08-28T07:36:34.339-07:00Love..<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">L- I love you so much mum, I dont really like the computer when the internet isn't working.<br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Is that just a fast train of thought or somehow related??</span> <br />
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</div>Cathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712665881694864013.post-74050509457212554582011-06-19T00:35:00.000-07:002011-06-19T00:35:33.809-07:00Some of my own nonsense!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">I can't just tell on the kids so here are some things I found myself saying<br />
Man- Where is the entrance?<br />
Me- The door on the left- past the cannon<br />
( well it was at the maritime museum!)<br />
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<span style="color: #660000;">"Get up off the floor- you might burst your snake"</span><br />
<span style="color: #660000;"> </span>(it was a balloon animal)<br />
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"I will strain the splinters out of your hot chocolate after I finish cutting out this skeleton"<br />
( proper hot chocolate made with chocolate bought on a stick that you dunk into hot milk!) <br />
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</div>Cathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712665881694864013.post-4724872413783912382011-05-30T23:20:00.000-07:002011-05-30T23:20:25.952-07:00Too much<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="background-color: #f3f3f3; color: purple;">C- I feel a bit sick- I ate too many sweets.</div><div style="color: #073763;">M- Yes, but you have learned that there are consequences for your actions.</div><span style="color: purple;">C- What?</span></div>Cathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712665881694864013.post-27451779808397250372011-05-30T23:18:00.000-07:002011-05-30T23:18:23.071-07:00Godzilla<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">A- Godzilla: it's a dinosaur<br />
It's a waterproof Dinosaur.<br />
( said in all seriousness!)<br />
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</div>Cathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712665881694864013.post-9092199563806195392011-05-29T08:18:00.000-07:002011-05-29T08:18:18.158-07:00How much?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Me- I got you this in the £1 shop- guess how much it was<br />
C- How much?<br />
C- Seriously, how much?<br />
C ( pause) the £1 shop? urgh!!</div>Cathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712665881694864013.post-37961035835255641302011-05-24T03:48:00.000-07:002011-05-24T03:48:49.026-07:00How old?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="color: red;">A talking to a friend from nursery school</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">A ( aged 4) I am 4, how old are you?</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">E ( also aged 4) I am 3</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">A When will you be 5?</span><br />
<span style="color: red;">E On my birthday.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">I think A was expecting a month or date...can't fault E on his logic though!</span></div>Cathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2712665881694864013.post-72124663386523421412011-05-24T03:46:00.000-07:002011-05-24T03:46:34.315-07:00Is there a reason?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #134f5c;"><span style="font-size: small;">Kids are barmy aren't they?</span></div><div style="color: #134f5c;"><span style="font-size: small;">A while ago I started to record what nonsense is said in my house ( or sometimes overheard) on a daily basis; sometimes funny, sometimes idiotic, sometimes random, but all of it genuinely spoken.</span></div><span style="color: #134f5c; font-size: small;">"listen to what I am thinking" is what my Mum used to say when she spoke nonsense " Don't listen to what I am saying, listen to what I am thinking" Ah yes Mum, that explains it! </span><br />
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ps, C is a teenager, L and A are primary school age</div>Cathyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12958857236842791040noreply@blogger.com0