Some of my own nonsense!

I can't just tell on the kids so here are some things I found myself saying
Man- Where is the entrance?
Me- The door on the left- past the cannon
( well it was at the maritime museum!)

"Get up off the floor- you might burst your snake"
 (it was a balloon animal)

"I will strain the splinters out of your hot chocolate after I finish cutting out this skeleton"
( proper hot chocolate made with chocolate bought on a stick that you dunk into hot milk!)